Fortnightly News 19/7/2024
Issue 14 of 2024
19th July 2024
Dates to Remember
Tuesday 30 July – Re-scheduled Club Committee Meeting
and a scary thought – we are closer to next Christmas than to last Christmas.
BOOK FAIR
Preparations are well underway for our next Book Fair which will be on 4, 5 and 6 April 2025. Donations are coming in steadily.
We are always keen to involve more members in this activity. If you are interested in getting involved on a regular basis pop into the veranda on a Monday afternoon (between 2 pm and 4 pm) to talk to Judy and see what we do.
CRAFT GROUP – Thursdays 10.00-12.00
I think the smiling faces tell it all. Knitting, crochet, stitching, paper crafts and more…. creative fun and of course the odd cake turns up for morning tea.
(Fahrenheit of course)
Jenny Gregory
President
Woden Seniors Inc.
PO Box 345, Woden ACT 2606 Tel: (02) 6282 2573
Email: president@wodenseniors.org.au
And today’s wisdom: 
1. Borrow money from pessimists – they won’t expect it back.
2. Half the people you know are below average.
3.A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
4. 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5. Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now.
6. Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
7. What happens if you get scared to death twice?
8. When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
9. How do you tell when you’re out of invisible ink?
10. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
11. 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
12. The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.